Contact me if you need help telling your story, relating to nerds, or making a presentation with impact.
Not sure if you need my services? Then read the handy guide below or scroll down for more insights on my unique specialty.
1. If your website includes the phrase "designed by Prosystem fx Site Builder"
you need to hire this nerd.
2. If your software was created by developers who describe it as "containing a really cool button, line of code or loop," you need to hire this nerd.
3. If your product or service includes more than three 4-letter acronyms, you need to hire this nerd.
4. If your audience falls asleep before you finish your first slide, you need to hire this nerd.
5. If your idea of marketing your solution is to create a cool pamphlet that you place in a drawer, you need to hire this nerd.
6. If your topic includes an IRS code section in the title, you need to hire this nerd.
7. If your bio includes mention of the chess club, star wars conventions, or calculator timed trials, you need to hire this nerd.
8. If your target audience is accountants or software developers and you have ever been in a sales role, you need to hire this nerd.
9. If you think "Viral Marketing" is something you can contract when flying into Canada, you need to hire this nerd.
10. If your product solves any Tax-, Sarbanes-Oxley-, COBRA-, or XBRL-related problem, you need to hire this nerd.
11. If you have ever been told that you present like Al Gore (before he did that movie), you need to hire this nerd.
12. If your CPA firm's website includes a bulleted list of your services with more than 5 items, it's time to hire this nerd.
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My standard fee for a presentation is $5,000 plus travel expenses.